O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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