Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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