my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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