forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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