did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
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Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
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His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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