I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
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Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
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I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
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