I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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