did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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