If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
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I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
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I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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