Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
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and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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