I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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