stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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