New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
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I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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