DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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