Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
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Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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