Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
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Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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