im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
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I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
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Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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