It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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