sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
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also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My ass is underappreciated
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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