Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
why does being broke make me substitute dinner for vodka, Xanax, and two day old cupcakes? I don't like being fat, jittery and drunk.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
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She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
please don't ironically join a cult
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