it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
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I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
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Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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