as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
