It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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