i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
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All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
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This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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