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Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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