The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
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