alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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