absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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