So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
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Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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