ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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