I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
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Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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