I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
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Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
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