oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
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