So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I got chris browned last night
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
