Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
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Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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