On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
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We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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