I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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