Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Was having a panic attack, but I'm out of xanax. Substituting with vodka shots and breathing exercises. My therapist will be proud, yes?
WHY DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO RUN THROUGH TACO BELL'S SPRINKLERS AT 4AM?!
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
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Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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