one two three fourrrrnication!
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
