How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
are you so shy because you have an std?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Found the puke drawer
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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