idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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