I'm gonna have a badass scar
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
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We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Did you hear me? I HAVE THE CONTENTS OF AN NBA PLAYER'S CONDOM IN MY BEDROOM TRASHCAN!! This shit is potentially worth millions of dollars to a fertile young female who is ovulating. How do I sell it fast??
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I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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