Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom