Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
I'm like bob the builder except I'm fixing boners.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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