I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
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