Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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