And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
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I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
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I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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