She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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