walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Hey. Make all the seamen/semen jokes you want. Not many people can say they fucked 2 different girls in two different countries in one week on a tax free bonus. Next up: Italy.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The Wolf of Wall Street “I ain’t fuckin’ leaving!” speech when the cops broke up your party though...
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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