They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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