im gay
i know
yea but for you.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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