try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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