...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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