It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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