: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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